Reviews
July 24, 2012 5 stars
I read Murder and Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction and totally enjoyed it. Ms. Metz has a way with her southern charm and it is evident in all of her characters, even the bad guys! The story is well written, especially the parts that weave from historical fact to present fiction. The relationship between Tess and Jack feels real. The suspense jumps out at the right times. And the humor guides the story along.You will long for more of Ms. Metz's "goosepimpleisms" long after you've finished the book. Excellent read, hopeful for a sequel. ~Dennis Hart, author of Life Minus 3 1/2
July 24, 2012 5 stars
This is an advance copy given by the author to me in exchange for an honest review. Well, I’m so happy to know that this is just the first book in Goose Pimple Junction mysteries. This first book is just so grand, it makes me want to know the other mysteries and mayhem that are about to surface in Goose Pimple Junction ;) Basically, the book is about the seventy-five-year-old unsolved murder. I was actually curious as to how they would solve such a thing. How would they know who dunnit? The killer or ‘perp’ is probably dead by now, or would be dead any day now. How can Tess (the protagonist in this book) solve the murder? Or is it even solvable? And will it still matter? How will we know the details from 1935? Anyway, these were the questions that went around my mind while preparing to read the novel. I was really excited and curious to see how it will all be presented.
And boy, I was not disappointed – not one bit, not one tee-nincey bit. ;)
As you know, I really can’t reveal anything here. I would love to as I want to share how good the book is, but I’ll leave it for your curious nose to find out! So, let’s talk about the different time settings. I'll call it that, yes. The author did a really good job in presenting two sets of time, the one from the 1930s and the present time (which is 2010 in the book). I was never ever confused on what’s going on, and what ‘time’ it happened. You’ll know what I mean. The author made sure that her readers are aware about the 1935 happenings, how it is and will be significant to the present time scenario, and how it will connect to the chapter they are at. It’s absolutely captivating. I am pointing this out as I’ve read some books before (way before I started blogging and reviewing) that tried to encompass different time settings in their book, but failed to do so, in my opinion, of course.
The southern humor. Oh goodness me, this book is full of that. It definitely made me laugh, not just once, but a lot of times. Oh, the punch lines. Yes, I’ll call them punch lines coz they are so funny. Let me share my scenario: I am reading a murder mystery novel in PDF form, so I am in front of my computer. But you’ll see me laughing my-you-know-what off. You see where I am going with this? I’m basically laughing, alone, in front of my computer. Weird? My two-year-old son just looks at me, and laughs as well. My smile is that contagious to him, I think. That or he is laughing at me for being weird at the time.
Seriously, there were a lot of times, while reading this book, that I found myself scared the first minute then laughing hard the next. And in some chapters, I was laughing then blushing as I find Tess and Jackson (love interest) to be soooo right for each other. You gotta love a book that can do these to you. Plus, I love, love a good mystery. So this book is definitely one of my favorites now.
About the mystery. Solving a seventy-five-year-old murder is not a piece of cake. And you’d think that no one will really care if someone is about to look into it, and try to solve it. Well, it’s going to be a bumpy ride for Tess. That’s all I can say.
When you’re reading mystery novel, you can’t help it but build your own conclusion even before the book reveals who really dunnit. I did just that, twice, and was wrong both times. Hah! So when you’re reading this book, you’ll think that you know who did it, but you may have to think again. Unless, of course, you had the gut feeling that it was [insert the crude’s name here]. Oh dear, can’t spill it out, really. ;)
So my dear viewers, readers and friends, if you love a good mystery novel with a dash of romance and a lot of humour (southern humor, that is), then I strongly recommend that you read this book. If you are not familiar with the ‘Southern-speak’ like me (I have heard a lot before though), you may find some of the terms / sentences a bit confusing at first, but that’s alright. As you read along, you'll find them easy to ‘decipher’. You’ll know what I mean. ;) Rating: (My first ever 5-star rating!) ~Ara, My Book And My Coffee
July 31, 2012 5 stars
When I first read the blurb for this book I was curious how someone would solve a 75 year old mystery. Anyone involved would surely be dead, so how on earth would you investigate such a thing? But Tess soon discovers that when she starts poking her nose into the past, someone is out to make sure that the past stays buried! . I think this book proves just how strong family ties are in the South. The weaving of the 1930s story with the modern day story is seamless...there is no confusion at all like you sometimes get when two time periods are being tied together. The mystery is absolutely riveting...I was suspicious of several different characters at times (even Tess' love interest!), and proven to be wrong each time.
I really don't know how to put into words how much I loved this book except to say you just have to read it. Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee is the perfect setting for a Southern mystery series and I am so excited that subsequent books are planned. (I read about the upcoming storylines on the author's website and my mouth is just watering!!!) The "goosepimpleisms" had me in stitches and several times I laughed out loud and had to read them to the nearest family member in the room. I loved the secondary characters...Jack, Lou, Pimple, Martha Maye, sweet little Ezzie! This book is pure southern charm and had me longing for a glass of sweet tea and the friendship of these wonderful characters. ~Melissa Lapierre, Mochas, Mysteries, And More
August 8, 2012 5 stars
Murder and Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junctions was an amazing read. I can't say enough how much I loved this story. It was funny and serious at the same time. Tess is a great heroine, recently divorced she moves to a new town where she can start over. Tess meets some interesting people in the new town, along with an attractive man, Jack. She fights her attraction to Jack for a long time and I love how patient Jack is with her. Jack is a guy every girl dreams of I think, he's funny and smart, and a writer. While Tess is renovating her house she stumbles across a key that leads to an unsolved mystery of the town and her house. The mystery kept me guessing the entire way through and I was shocked at who was behind it all. The "southernisms" were funny, I can laugh because living in the south I actually use some of the. I haven't heard of "get your straw out of my koolaid" but I found myself using it recently. I recommend this book to anyone who wants to read a mystery that's a little funny and has a little romance on the side.
I give this book 5 stars. ~Ericka, Addicted to Books
August 11, 2012 4 stars
When Tess Tremaine, recently divorced and looking to start over in a new town settles into Goose Pimple Junction, she has no idea what she's in for! Meeting the townsfolk, learning "southern speak" and "goosepimpleisms," working in a bookstore, and an attraction to local celebrity Jackson Wright is enough to keep her busy ... or is it?
A 1935 bank robbery leads to the 1937 unsolved murder of witness John Hobbs. Seventy-five years later, Tess is living in John's old house, and while renovating the house, she finds an old key and decides to look into the unsolved murder mystery case. But someone doesn't want the past to be stirred up ... with Tess and Jack investigating ... murder, mayhem and a little bit of southern romance is sure to follow!
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is an entertaining whodunit story with a southern twist! The author weaves an intriguing southern cozy murder mystery tale told in the third person narrative that immediately draws the reader in with its quirky humor and fast-paced action that has enough twists and turns that will leave your head spinning! Rich in detail and vivid descriptions, the story takes place in Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, a picturesque southern town with a lot of heart and charm. The description of the town and surrounding area was wonderful, there's nothing better than down home country charm and living. I loved how the author weaved the two time periods, the 1930s murder mystery and the present day, into a suspenseful and riveting story. This laugh-out-loud mystery story will keep you in stitches as you turn the pages following along with the townsfolks' southern charm, quirky "goosepimpleisms," and the drama and mayhem that follows Tess and Jack on their quest to solve the old murder case.
The author has created a cast of characters that are quirky and lovable, their southern charm, crazy antics and hysterical dialogue will keep you in stitches. The reader is transported to lovely southern town of Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, where the friendly townsfolk welcome you with open arms and sweet tea! I really enjoyed all of the characters, but my favorites were Tess, Jack, Lou and Pickle. I loved how the author balanced the murder mystery with romance, while the drama and suspense kept me guessing, it was Tess and Jack's lighthearted romance that kept me smiling.
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is a riveting southern cozy murder mystery that will engage you to join in the investigation of the decades old murder mystery, while providing you with a dose of good ol' southern charm and humor. So pull up a rocking chair and set down for a spell with some sweet tea while the townsfolk of Goose Pimple Junction tell y'all their story! ~Kathleen, Jersey Girl Book Reviews
August 12, 2012
It began with a bank robbery in 1935 and leads to the unsolved murder of John Hobbs a witness to the robbery two years later. Tess has just moved into John Hobbs old house when she finds a key to an old trunk. Tess tries to return the key to the family but is told to keep it because of the family's tragic past, they want nothing to do with it, but someone in town does. Tess decides to investigate and " dig her heels in" but the closer she gets to the truth the more determined someone is to bury it.
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction will soon be a favorite for all southerners. Very rarely do you find an author who can respectively capture the essence of the south and that quaint southern charm, but Amy Metz has done just that. As you begin to read, you will be transported to a small southern town filled with southern hospitality, charm and characters that come to life from the very first page. You will find yourself wandering through Lou's bookstore, having lunch with Jack & Tess at the diner or enjoying the town 's 4th of July celebration. Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is a mystery with some light romance and dialogue that will have you laughing for days with sayings you can only find in the south. This a must read for all book lovers. I look forward to reading more books by Amy Metz. Hopefully in the very near future. ~Jennifer, Southern Belle by Jennifer Hall
August 24, 2012 5 stars
A Short Course on How to Speak Like a Southern Appalachian Native and Solve a Seventy-eight-Year-Old Murder
MURDER AND MAHEM IN GOOSE PIMPLE JUNCTION
Tess Tremaine leaves her northern home to forget a bad marriage and work on the romance novel she's always wanted to write. Tess relocates to Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, a quaint and quirky little town located near . . . we're not sure where.
After only a few days in GPJ, Tess meets veteran mystery writer Jackson Wright and the two build an alliance centered on a mutual attraction and the unsolved murder of a former inhabitant of the home Tess just purchased.
As our duo of amateur sleuths dig into the ancient crime, things begin to happen. Tess's home is burglarized. A Peeping Tom begins stalking her, and finally, her purse is snatched and Jack Wright is knocked unconscious--not things you expect to happen in sleepy little GPJ, TN.
The story moves quickly, because scenes shift back and forth from the 1930's, when the unsolved murder took place, to 2010 when Tess becomes a Tennessean. Each segment from the `30's offers a tiny clue connecting the old crime with the problems Tess and Jack are encountering. You'll find out whodunit way-back-when early enough, but you won't know who's after Tess until the last five pages.
I liked this book. Okay, I'll admit, I especially liked Tess. She's over forty, smart, beautiful, and after a few incidents that would trouble any woman, she needs a champion. I haven't lived with me all these years not to recognize the fatal ingredients of attraction.
The story is littered with quirky characters constantly uttering down-home phrases designed to bring a smile to your faces. Not only is there a good storyline here, but there's plenty of humor to keep everyone amused. Are these characters realistic, you ask? As the crow flies, I don't live far from Goose Pimple Junction, and I say, you betcha.
Now, I'm warning you. Do not come back to me and say, "That couldn't happen," because from personal experience, I'm here to tell ya, yes, it could. The average criminal is not a card carrying member of MENSA. The GPJ miscreants are realistic. And this is written for fun, it's not a documentary. It's a really good, humorous mystery with plenty of homespun ingredients. Read it. ~Wayne Zurl
August 24, 2012 5 stars
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is by Amy Metz. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! Life in the small town of Goose Pimple Junction, TN is lively as it is mysterious. Actually, the community is fairly sedate. Little to no crime at all, people living it up at the Silly Goose for an evening out or the more customary setting of the local diner for sweet tea and conversation. Life is simple…until writer, Tess Tremaine moves in to the neighborhood. To be fair, trouble found her, but you’ll figure that out, “lickety split”, when you unravel the mystery of the Hobb murder.
Recently divorced after 26 years of marriage, Tess picks herself up and launches into Phase II of her life. Although she tries to quietly observe the townspeople, Tess is thrust into the lives of several prominent characters and has to adapt to her environment. Most significantly is fellow writer, Jackson Wright. Unsurprising, he’s handsome, witty and intelligent…all the characteristics Tess is determined to ignore. She swore never to get involved again. But he’s so dang appealing! Perhaps never should be “not so soon”?
Let me say that I was immediately put off when I realized the central couple was middle-aged. I’m so used to panting over eternally hot vampires and studly shifters and/or swooning for lords and highlanders from the 16th century, I — WAIT. Those examples are waaay older, but if you perceive yourself to be that heroine, to insert yourself in the story, it’s appropriately hot, right? Everyone does this, right?! Ok…admonishing self…**get back on track!** Let me state clearly that Jack and Tess are such a wonderful couple, age is truly but a number. Amy Metz has written such an engaging couple, my ignorant impression was quickly dashed and I reveled in their every interaction; romantic or furtive in nature.
The parallel story of the murder of John Hobb (a real event!) is the foundation for the present-day mystery and Ms. Metz tells it in such a nuanced manner, the vacillation between 1932 and 2010 drifts effortlessly. Adjusting to her newly independent life and wanting to integrate herself into Pimple Junction, Tess gets a P/T job at the local bookstore. Unable to sleep one evening, Tess decides to finalize the move-in by scraping off old wallpaper in her bedroom. Picking up dozens of shredded pieces, Tess has to extract the smaller scraps from under a vent on the floor. Along with the bits comes a peculiar key labeled “trunk”. Tess approaches her boss, Louetta Hobb, who happens to be the youngest child of the original homeowners. If Lou wasn’t impressed by its discovery, and even encouraged Tess to use it as a good luck charm instead, why does Tess’ house suddenly get ransacked? Someone DOES care. Ms. Metz enlightens us with the details of a bank robbery and subsequent unresolved murder of John Hobb (Louetta and her 3 siblings’ father), while Tess and Jack investigate the mystery. These two suffer break-ins, an actual mugging and become the unsuspecting victims of a stalker’s plan to keep the truth buried. It’s sooo good!!!
Aside from the budding love story between Jack and Tess, Ms. Metz describes a slice of life so charming; I highlighted many colloquialisms on my Kindle! Please indulge me as they’re laugh out loud funny and spot-on descriptive. A casual greeting is “Hireyew”. When you’re meeting someone formally, there’s the expression, “We’ve howdied, but we ain’t shook yet.” Insults were some of my favorites! When Jack became jealous of a potential suitor of Tess’, he discouraged her interest by saying, “He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.” There were some great put-downs, too! “The only thing that would make him dumber is if he was bigger”; “Jesus loves him, but he’s the only one”; “That child was so ugly, her mama used to borrow a baby to take to church on Sunday.” Just delightful! I was swept away by Metz’ many metaphors and I am elated to hear there is more to this series.
Enticed by a mystery, riveted to the swoon-worthy romance and tickled by the “countrified” life, I was thoroughly entertained on all levels. A quick visit to Ms. Metz’s website promises to continue the hilarity, as the sequel titled Heroes and Hooligans in Pimple Junction, is in the editing process. That must make her “busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin’ contest”! Seriously…read this book! ~Carmen, The Reading Cafe
September 23, 2012 5 stars
Amazing From Page One Til The End
This is a very adventurous, funny, entertaining southern style book. With many southern drawl sayings I found myself eagerly looking for the next humorous antidote. I found myself laughing out loud no less than three times in the first couple of pages and couldn't wait to continue on this exciting journey.
Tess is a very inquisitive character and finds herself in the midst of trouble from the beginning of a new move to Goose Pimple Junction. While she has published one book, it is here she meets nine time published author Jackson Wright. Jack finds Tess terribly attractive and someone that he desires to draw the attention of in his direction. It doesn't take long for this to happen, yet in the midst of this budding romance, there is a murder that needs to be looked into from many years prior.
When one is in a small town and everyone seems to know everyone it makes it even more difficult to believe that someone you have known all your life could be involved in a 70+ year old murder. While Jack and Tess try to find new information to uncover this historical murder, there are new developments that occur trying to throw them off the scent.
Then there is the ever talking and energetic Lou that owns the bookstore that Tess is soon hired to work in. She goes a mile a minute, yet has such sweet southern charm one can't help to be drawn to her. There is also the local diner where everyone seems to meet including two elderly men that try to outdraw each other with their tongues and quick quips each day.
This is certainly a book that I have enjoyed from beginning to end. Whether I had just a few minutes to spare and could read a few pages or sit for a longer period of time, I found myself laughing, enjoying and excited to return to the next page of adventure. This is the first time I have read Amy Metz's material, but I certainly hope not the last. I can't wait for more adventurous books from this great author.
Without a question it is a 5 of 5 star book. ~Darin Godby, luxuryreading.com
September 25, 2012 4.5 stars
Mystery with both humor and charm
Murder & Mayhem In Goose Pimple Junction by Amy Metz is a murder mystery set in a cute southern town. When Tess Tremaine moves to Goose Pimple Junction in hopes of starting a new life, she things that she has hit the jackpot. Then, she finds something that peaks her interest and soon finds herself investigating a seventy-five-year-old murder. Along the way she is thrown into the charming world of southern comfort and becomes instantly attracted to local celebrity, Jackson Wright. Will she be able to keep her wits about her as she investigates the murder further? Only time will tell, but she realizes soon enough that the closer she gets to solving the murder, the more dangerous things become. Is she ready to risk it all?
This book is probably the cutest book that I have read in quite sometime, and seeing how it is about a murder mystery, I never thought I would describe one that way. The mystery and intrigue are real, and Tess is such a hoot. I absolutely fell in love with her during the first few pages and Amy truly does capture the heart of the south and everything that it entails. It’s been a while since I’ve read a murder/mystery that I’ve enjoyed this much. I definitely recommend it for anyone looking for a little intrigue without anything too dangerous or gritty. ~Sara, Chick Lit Plus
September 25, 2012 5 stars
A Dictionary of Southern Small Town America and the Secrets No One Wants to Remember
Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee is not your normal small southern town. No, Goose Pimple Junction has shades of gray - a murder that happened a long time ago and changed everything. Some of the ancestors still live in this zany small town with real southern charm and people. The characters are as hilarious as they are deep - a hard thing to do when writing fiction. It's easy to quickly fall in love with certain people in the town and dislike others. Even the dog takes center stage for awhile and was actually one of my favorite parts of the novel.
The murder has never been solved. Tess moves to Goose Pimple Junction and takes up residence in the house where the murder happened. Blithely unaware of the tight knit world around her she blatantly trods on the feet of even the most influential people in the area. She meets and is interested in a fellow writer, Jackson Wright. A rocky love connection takes shape, but is not without problems.
Tess isn't afraid to delve into even the most private areas of people's lives and asks questions of everyone. Her home is broken into but it seems harmless. Is it? No one believes anyone they know or are related to could have been party to the murder or know anything about it. Do they?
One of the most delightful parts of this book was the ease with which the writer travels between the past and the present and effortlessly brings the reader with her. There are no jerky parts or bumps in the road, everything is smoothly written and the book is easy to read.
The language is delightful and off-kilter and if you have never been to the south you'll want to go now. I found the book intriguing and exciting as well as romantic and descriptive. Ms. Metz has done a tremendous job and once you read this you'll be waiting eagerly for the next in the series!
Linda Baumann
November 11, 2012 5 stars
More than murder and mayhem
This wonderful book by Amy Metz features more than murder and mayhem. Don't let the title fool you. It's got romance, humor, and a whole cast of characters you'll love. I walked away from this book feeling like these characters were family. I can't help but wonder what happens to them next. The story is centered around an old mystery, so the tale moves back and forth in time as the author peels back layers of the 1930s mystery as well as the mystery unfolding in 'real time.' The pacing is quick, but not break-neck speed, which is a good thing because it allows for romance to gently blossom between two of the characters. As you work your way through the book, there are several times you might think you've solved the mystery, but trust me - there are some real surprises in this story. I would highly recommend this book to readers who love a classic whodunit, readers who like a little romance, or readers who just like a plain old good story. Warning: You might not want to read this book if you're out in public because there's a good chance you'll laugh out loud or smile like a lunatic while you're reading it.
Tricia Drammeh, author of The Claiming Words
I read Murder and Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction and totally enjoyed it. Ms. Metz has a way with her southern charm and it is evident in all of her characters, even the bad guys! The story is well written, especially the parts that weave from historical fact to present fiction. The relationship between Tess and Jack feels real. The suspense jumps out at the right times. And the humor guides the story along.You will long for more of Ms. Metz's "goosepimpleisms" long after you've finished the book. Excellent read, hopeful for a sequel. ~Dennis Hart, author of Life Minus 3 1/2
July 24, 2012 5 stars
This is an advance copy given by the author to me in exchange for an honest review. Well, I’m so happy to know that this is just the first book in Goose Pimple Junction mysteries. This first book is just so grand, it makes me want to know the other mysteries and mayhem that are about to surface in Goose Pimple Junction ;) Basically, the book is about the seventy-five-year-old unsolved murder. I was actually curious as to how they would solve such a thing. How would they know who dunnit? The killer or ‘perp’ is probably dead by now, or would be dead any day now. How can Tess (the protagonist in this book) solve the murder? Or is it even solvable? And will it still matter? How will we know the details from 1935? Anyway, these were the questions that went around my mind while preparing to read the novel. I was really excited and curious to see how it will all be presented.
And boy, I was not disappointed – not one bit, not one tee-nincey bit. ;)
As you know, I really can’t reveal anything here. I would love to as I want to share how good the book is, but I’ll leave it for your curious nose to find out! So, let’s talk about the different time settings. I'll call it that, yes. The author did a really good job in presenting two sets of time, the one from the 1930s and the present time (which is 2010 in the book). I was never ever confused on what’s going on, and what ‘time’ it happened. You’ll know what I mean. The author made sure that her readers are aware about the 1935 happenings, how it is and will be significant to the present time scenario, and how it will connect to the chapter they are at. It’s absolutely captivating. I am pointing this out as I’ve read some books before (way before I started blogging and reviewing) that tried to encompass different time settings in their book, but failed to do so, in my opinion, of course.
The southern humor. Oh goodness me, this book is full of that. It definitely made me laugh, not just once, but a lot of times. Oh, the punch lines. Yes, I’ll call them punch lines coz they are so funny. Let me share my scenario: I am reading a murder mystery novel in PDF form, so I am in front of my computer. But you’ll see me laughing my-you-know-what off. You see where I am going with this? I’m basically laughing, alone, in front of my computer. Weird? My two-year-old son just looks at me, and laughs as well. My smile is that contagious to him, I think. That or he is laughing at me for being weird at the time.
Seriously, there were a lot of times, while reading this book, that I found myself scared the first minute then laughing hard the next. And in some chapters, I was laughing then blushing as I find Tess and Jackson (love interest) to be soooo right for each other. You gotta love a book that can do these to you. Plus, I love, love a good mystery. So this book is definitely one of my favorites now.
About the mystery. Solving a seventy-five-year-old murder is not a piece of cake. And you’d think that no one will really care if someone is about to look into it, and try to solve it. Well, it’s going to be a bumpy ride for Tess. That’s all I can say.
When you’re reading mystery novel, you can’t help it but build your own conclusion even before the book reveals who really dunnit. I did just that, twice, and was wrong both times. Hah! So when you’re reading this book, you’ll think that you know who did it, but you may have to think again. Unless, of course, you had the gut feeling that it was [insert the crude’s name here]. Oh dear, can’t spill it out, really. ;)
So my dear viewers, readers and friends, if you love a good mystery novel with a dash of romance and a lot of humour (southern humor, that is), then I strongly recommend that you read this book. If you are not familiar with the ‘Southern-speak’ like me (I have heard a lot before though), you may find some of the terms / sentences a bit confusing at first, but that’s alright. As you read along, you'll find them easy to ‘decipher’. You’ll know what I mean. ;) Rating: (My first ever 5-star rating!) ~Ara, My Book And My Coffee
July 31, 2012 5 stars
When I first read the blurb for this book I was curious how someone would solve a 75 year old mystery. Anyone involved would surely be dead, so how on earth would you investigate such a thing? But Tess soon discovers that when she starts poking her nose into the past, someone is out to make sure that the past stays buried! . I think this book proves just how strong family ties are in the South. The weaving of the 1930s story with the modern day story is seamless...there is no confusion at all like you sometimes get when two time periods are being tied together. The mystery is absolutely riveting...I was suspicious of several different characters at times (even Tess' love interest!), and proven to be wrong each time.
I really don't know how to put into words how much I loved this book except to say you just have to read it. Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee is the perfect setting for a Southern mystery series and I am so excited that subsequent books are planned. (I read about the upcoming storylines on the author's website and my mouth is just watering!!!) The "goosepimpleisms" had me in stitches and several times I laughed out loud and had to read them to the nearest family member in the room. I loved the secondary characters...Jack, Lou, Pimple, Martha Maye, sweet little Ezzie! This book is pure southern charm and had me longing for a glass of sweet tea and the friendship of these wonderful characters. ~Melissa Lapierre, Mochas, Mysteries, And More
August 8, 2012 5 stars
Murder and Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junctions was an amazing read. I can't say enough how much I loved this story. It was funny and serious at the same time. Tess is a great heroine, recently divorced she moves to a new town where she can start over. Tess meets some interesting people in the new town, along with an attractive man, Jack. She fights her attraction to Jack for a long time and I love how patient Jack is with her. Jack is a guy every girl dreams of I think, he's funny and smart, and a writer. While Tess is renovating her house she stumbles across a key that leads to an unsolved mystery of the town and her house. The mystery kept me guessing the entire way through and I was shocked at who was behind it all. The "southernisms" were funny, I can laugh because living in the south I actually use some of the. I haven't heard of "get your straw out of my koolaid" but I found myself using it recently. I recommend this book to anyone who wants to read a mystery that's a little funny and has a little romance on the side.
I give this book 5 stars. ~Ericka, Addicted to Books
August 11, 2012 4 stars
When Tess Tremaine, recently divorced and looking to start over in a new town settles into Goose Pimple Junction, she has no idea what she's in for! Meeting the townsfolk, learning "southern speak" and "goosepimpleisms," working in a bookstore, and an attraction to local celebrity Jackson Wright is enough to keep her busy ... or is it?
A 1935 bank robbery leads to the 1937 unsolved murder of witness John Hobbs. Seventy-five years later, Tess is living in John's old house, and while renovating the house, she finds an old key and decides to look into the unsolved murder mystery case. But someone doesn't want the past to be stirred up ... with Tess and Jack investigating ... murder, mayhem and a little bit of southern romance is sure to follow!
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is an entertaining whodunit story with a southern twist! The author weaves an intriguing southern cozy murder mystery tale told in the third person narrative that immediately draws the reader in with its quirky humor and fast-paced action that has enough twists and turns that will leave your head spinning! Rich in detail and vivid descriptions, the story takes place in Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, a picturesque southern town with a lot of heart and charm. The description of the town and surrounding area was wonderful, there's nothing better than down home country charm and living. I loved how the author weaved the two time periods, the 1930s murder mystery and the present day, into a suspenseful and riveting story. This laugh-out-loud mystery story will keep you in stitches as you turn the pages following along with the townsfolks' southern charm, quirky "goosepimpleisms," and the drama and mayhem that follows Tess and Jack on their quest to solve the old murder case.
The author has created a cast of characters that are quirky and lovable, their southern charm, crazy antics and hysterical dialogue will keep you in stitches. The reader is transported to lovely southern town of Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, where the friendly townsfolk welcome you with open arms and sweet tea! I really enjoyed all of the characters, but my favorites were Tess, Jack, Lou and Pickle. I loved how the author balanced the murder mystery with romance, while the drama and suspense kept me guessing, it was Tess and Jack's lighthearted romance that kept me smiling.
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is a riveting southern cozy murder mystery that will engage you to join in the investigation of the decades old murder mystery, while providing you with a dose of good ol' southern charm and humor. So pull up a rocking chair and set down for a spell with some sweet tea while the townsfolk of Goose Pimple Junction tell y'all their story! ~Kathleen, Jersey Girl Book Reviews
August 12, 2012
It began with a bank robbery in 1935 and leads to the unsolved murder of John Hobbs a witness to the robbery two years later. Tess has just moved into John Hobbs old house when she finds a key to an old trunk. Tess tries to return the key to the family but is told to keep it because of the family's tragic past, they want nothing to do with it, but someone in town does. Tess decides to investigate and " dig her heels in" but the closer she gets to the truth the more determined someone is to bury it.
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction will soon be a favorite for all southerners. Very rarely do you find an author who can respectively capture the essence of the south and that quaint southern charm, but Amy Metz has done just that. As you begin to read, you will be transported to a small southern town filled with southern hospitality, charm and characters that come to life from the very first page. You will find yourself wandering through Lou's bookstore, having lunch with Jack & Tess at the diner or enjoying the town 's 4th of July celebration. Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is a mystery with some light romance and dialogue that will have you laughing for days with sayings you can only find in the south. This a must read for all book lovers. I look forward to reading more books by Amy Metz. Hopefully in the very near future. ~Jennifer, Southern Belle by Jennifer Hall
August 24, 2012 5 stars
A Short Course on How to Speak Like a Southern Appalachian Native and Solve a Seventy-eight-Year-Old Murder
MURDER AND MAHEM IN GOOSE PIMPLE JUNCTION
Tess Tremaine leaves her northern home to forget a bad marriage and work on the romance novel she's always wanted to write. Tess relocates to Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee, a quaint and quirky little town located near . . . we're not sure where.
After only a few days in GPJ, Tess meets veteran mystery writer Jackson Wright and the two build an alliance centered on a mutual attraction and the unsolved murder of a former inhabitant of the home Tess just purchased.
As our duo of amateur sleuths dig into the ancient crime, things begin to happen. Tess's home is burglarized. A Peeping Tom begins stalking her, and finally, her purse is snatched and Jack Wright is knocked unconscious--not things you expect to happen in sleepy little GPJ, TN.
The story moves quickly, because scenes shift back and forth from the 1930's, when the unsolved murder took place, to 2010 when Tess becomes a Tennessean. Each segment from the `30's offers a tiny clue connecting the old crime with the problems Tess and Jack are encountering. You'll find out whodunit way-back-when early enough, but you won't know who's after Tess until the last five pages.
I liked this book. Okay, I'll admit, I especially liked Tess. She's over forty, smart, beautiful, and after a few incidents that would trouble any woman, she needs a champion. I haven't lived with me all these years not to recognize the fatal ingredients of attraction.
The story is littered with quirky characters constantly uttering down-home phrases designed to bring a smile to your faces. Not only is there a good storyline here, but there's plenty of humor to keep everyone amused. Are these characters realistic, you ask? As the crow flies, I don't live far from Goose Pimple Junction, and I say, you betcha.
Now, I'm warning you. Do not come back to me and say, "That couldn't happen," because from personal experience, I'm here to tell ya, yes, it could. The average criminal is not a card carrying member of MENSA. The GPJ miscreants are realistic. And this is written for fun, it's not a documentary. It's a really good, humorous mystery with plenty of homespun ingredients. Read it. ~Wayne Zurl
August 24, 2012 5 stars
Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction is by Amy Metz. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! Life in the small town of Goose Pimple Junction, TN is lively as it is mysterious. Actually, the community is fairly sedate. Little to no crime at all, people living it up at the Silly Goose for an evening out or the more customary setting of the local diner for sweet tea and conversation. Life is simple…until writer, Tess Tremaine moves in to the neighborhood. To be fair, trouble found her, but you’ll figure that out, “lickety split”, when you unravel the mystery of the Hobb murder.
Recently divorced after 26 years of marriage, Tess picks herself up and launches into Phase II of her life. Although she tries to quietly observe the townspeople, Tess is thrust into the lives of several prominent characters and has to adapt to her environment. Most significantly is fellow writer, Jackson Wright. Unsurprising, he’s handsome, witty and intelligent…all the characteristics Tess is determined to ignore. She swore never to get involved again. But he’s so dang appealing! Perhaps never should be “not so soon”?
Let me say that I was immediately put off when I realized the central couple was middle-aged. I’m so used to panting over eternally hot vampires and studly shifters and/or swooning for lords and highlanders from the 16th century, I — WAIT. Those examples are waaay older, but if you perceive yourself to be that heroine, to insert yourself in the story, it’s appropriately hot, right? Everyone does this, right?! Ok…admonishing self…**get back on track!** Let me state clearly that Jack and Tess are such a wonderful couple, age is truly but a number. Amy Metz has written such an engaging couple, my ignorant impression was quickly dashed and I reveled in their every interaction; romantic or furtive in nature.
The parallel story of the murder of John Hobb (a real event!) is the foundation for the present-day mystery and Ms. Metz tells it in such a nuanced manner, the vacillation between 1932 and 2010 drifts effortlessly. Adjusting to her newly independent life and wanting to integrate herself into Pimple Junction, Tess gets a P/T job at the local bookstore. Unable to sleep one evening, Tess decides to finalize the move-in by scraping off old wallpaper in her bedroom. Picking up dozens of shredded pieces, Tess has to extract the smaller scraps from under a vent on the floor. Along with the bits comes a peculiar key labeled “trunk”. Tess approaches her boss, Louetta Hobb, who happens to be the youngest child of the original homeowners. If Lou wasn’t impressed by its discovery, and even encouraged Tess to use it as a good luck charm instead, why does Tess’ house suddenly get ransacked? Someone DOES care. Ms. Metz enlightens us with the details of a bank robbery and subsequent unresolved murder of John Hobb (Louetta and her 3 siblings’ father), while Tess and Jack investigate the mystery. These two suffer break-ins, an actual mugging and become the unsuspecting victims of a stalker’s plan to keep the truth buried. It’s sooo good!!!
Aside from the budding love story between Jack and Tess, Ms. Metz describes a slice of life so charming; I highlighted many colloquialisms on my Kindle! Please indulge me as they’re laugh out loud funny and spot-on descriptive. A casual greeting is “Hireyew”. When you’re meeting someone formally, there’s the expression, “We’ve howdied, but we ain’t shook yet.” Insults were some of my favorites! When Jack became jealous of a potential suitor of Tess’, he discouraged her interest by saying, “He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.” There were some great put-downs, too! “The only thing that would make him dumber is if he was bigger”; “Jesus loves him, but he’s the only one”; “That child was so ugly, her mama used to borrow a baby to take to church on Sunday.” Just delightful! I was swept away by Metz’ many metaphors and I am elated to hear there is more to this series.
Enticed by a mystery, riveted to the swoon-worthy romance and tickled by the “countrified” life, I was thoroughly entertained on all levels. A quick visit to Ms. Metz’s website promises to continue the hilarity, as the sequel titled Heroes and Hooligans in Pimple Junction, is in the editing process. That must make her “busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin’ contest”! Seriously…read this book! ~Carmen, The Reading Cafe
September 23, 2012 5 stars
Amazing From Page One Til The End
This is a very adventurous, funny, entertaining southern style book. With many southern drawl sayings I found myself eagerly looking for the next humorous antidote. I found myself laughing out loud no less than three times in the first couple of pages and couldn't wait to continue on this exciting journey.
Tess is a very inquisitive character and finds herself in the midst of trouble from the beginning of a new move to Goose Pimple Junction. While she has published one book, it is here she meets nine time published author Jackson Wright. Jack finds Tess terribly attractive and someone that he desires to draw the attention of in his direction. It doesn't take long for this to happen, yet in the midst of this budding romance, there is a murder that needs to be looked into from many years prior.
When one is in a small town and everyone seems to know everyone it makes it even more difficult to believe that someone you have known all your life could be involved in a 70+ year old murder. While Jack and Tess try to find new information to uncover this historical murder, there are new developments that occur trying to throw them off the scent.
Then there is the ever talking and energetic Lou that owns the bookstore that Tess is soon hired to work in. She goes a mile a minute, yet has such sweet southern charm one can't help to be drawn to her. There is also the local diner where everyone seems to meet including two elderly men that try to outdraw each other with their tongues and quick quips each day.
This is certainly a book that I have enjoyed from beginning to end. Whether I had just a few minutes to spare and could read a few pages or sit for a longer period of time, I found myself laughing, enjoying and excited to return to the next page of adventure. This is the first time I have read Amy Metz's material, but I certainly hope not the last. I can't wait for more adventurous books from this great author.
Without a question it is a 5 of 5 star book. ~Darin Godby, luxuryreading.com
September 25, 2012 4.5 stars
Mystery with both humor and charm
Murder & Mayhem In Goose Pimple Junction by Amy Metz is a murder mystery set in a cute southern town. When Tess Tremaine moves to Goose Pimple Junction in hopes of starting a new life, she things that she has hit the jackpot. Then, she finds something that peaks her interest and soon finds herself investigating a seventy-five-year-old murder. Along the way she is thrown into the charming world of southern comfort and becomes instantly attracted to local celebrity, Jackson Wright. Will she be able to keep her wits about her as she investigates the murder further? Only time will tell, but she realizes soon enough that the closer she gets to solving the murder, the more dangerous things become. Is she ready to risk it all?
This book is probably the cutest book that I have read in quite sometime, and seeing how it is about a murder mystery, I never thought I would describe one that way. The mystery and intrigue are real, and Tess is such a hoot. I absolutely fell in love with her during the first few pages and Amy truly does capture the heart of the south and everything that it entails. It’s been a while since I’ve read a murder/mystery that I’ve enjoyed this much. I definitely recommend it for anyone looking for a little intrigue without anything too dangerous or gritty. ~Sara, Chick Lit Plus
September 25, 2012 5 stars
A Dictionary of Southern Small Town America and the Secrets No One Wants to Remember
Goose Pimple Junction, Tennessee is not your normal small southern town. No, Goose Pimple Junction has shades of gray - a murder that happened a long time ago and changed everything. Some of the ancestors still live in this zany small town with real southern charm and people. The characters are as hilarious as they are deep - a hard thing to do when writing fiction. It's easy to quickly fall in love with certain people in the town and dislike others. Even the dog takes center stage for awhile and was actually one of my favorite parts of the novel.
The murder has never been solved. Tess moves to Goose Pimple Junction and takes up residence in the house where the murder happened. Blithely unaware of the tight knit world around her she blatantly trods on the feet of even the most influential people in the area. She meets and is interested in a fellow writer, Jackson Wright. A rocky love connection takes shape, but is not without problems.
Tess isn't afraid to delve into even the most private areas of people's lives and asks questions of everyone. Her home is broken into but it seems harmless. Is it? No one believes anyone they know or are related to could have been party to the murder or know anything about it. Do they?
One of the most delightful parts of this book was the ease with which the writer travels between the past and the present and effortlessly brings the reader with her. There are no jerky parts or bumps in the road, everything is smoothly written and the book is easy to read.
The language is delightful and off-kilter and if you have never been to the south you'll want to go now. I found the book intriguing and exciting as well as romantic and descriptive. Ms. Metz has done a tremendous job and once you read this you'll be waiting eagerly for the next in the series!
Linda Baumann
November 11, 2012 5 stars
More than murder and mayhem
This wonderful book by Amy Metz features more than murder and mayhem. Don't let the title fool you. It's got romance, humor, and a whole cast of characters you'll love. I walked away from this book feeling like these characters were family. I can't help but wonder what happens to them next. The story is centered around an old mystery, so the tale moves back and forth in time as the author peels back layers of the 1930s mystery as well as the mystery unfolding in 'real time.' The pacing is quick, but not break-neck speed, which is a good thing because it allows for romance to gently blossom between two of the characters. As you work your way through the book, there are several times you might think you've solved the mystery, but trust me - there are some real surprises in this story. I would highly recommend this book to readers who love a classic whodunit, readers who like a little romance, or readers who just like a plain old good story. Warning: You might not want to read this book if you're out in public because there's a good chance you'll laugh out loud or smile like a lunatic while you're reading it.
Tricia Drammeh, author of The Claiming Words
November 25, 2012 5 stars
"Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction" by Amy Metz is a funny mystery story about a small southern town. The story hops back and forth from the present day to 1930s with ease. Tess Tremaine has moved to Goose Pimple Junction after a messy divorce to start life in what she thinks is a quiet little town. Tess finds a key to a trunk while remodeling her new home and her adventures begin. She gets a job in the local bookstore where she meets many of the local residents. Among them are young Pickle, Louetta the book store owner, Henry Clay, Willie and Jackson Wright the mystery writer and good looking love interest. The importance of the trunk key is soon evident as we go back in time to 1930 and learn the story of a bank robbery and murders. In 2011 someone wants the key and will stop at nothing to get it. As Tess and Jack try to solve the mystery they are faced with all sorts of dangerous situations.
"Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction" has southern charm, southern humor, mystery, danger and a cast of characters with personality. Amy Metz goes back and forth from the 1930s to 2011 without confusion. Metz has loaded the book with southern speak that takes a little getting used to but adds charm and reality to the story. The story will keep you guessing and changing your mind as to who the bad guys are, right up to the surprise conclusion. "Murder & Mayhem" is a funny, southern style mystery that no one should pass up. This is a good book and Amy Metz has given us a winner.
Trudi LoPreto for Readers' Favorite
"Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction" by Amy Metz is a funny mystery story about a small southern town. The story hops back and forth from the present day to 1930s with ease. Tess Tremaine has moved to Goose Pimple Junction after a messy divorce to start life in what she thinks is a quiet little town. Tess finds a key to a trunk while remodeling her new home and her adventures begin. She gets a job in the local bookstore where she meets many of the local residents. Among them are young Pickle, Louetta the book store owner, Henry Clay, Willie and Jackson Wright the mystery writer and good looking love interest. The importance of the trunk key is soon evident as we go back in time to 1930 and learn the story of a bank robbery and murders. In 2011 someone wants the key and will stop at nothing to get it. As Tess and Jack try to solve the mystery they are faced with all sorts of dangerous situations.
"Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction" has southern charm, southern humor, mystery, danger and a cast of characters with personality. Amy Metz goes back and forth from the 1930s to 2011 without confusion. Metz has loaded the book with southern speak that takes a little getting used to but adds charm and reality to the story. The story will keep you guessing and changing your mind as to who the bad guys are, right up to the surprise conclusion. "Murder & Mayhem" is a funny, southern style mystery that no one should pass up. This is a good book and Amy Metz has given us a winner.
Trudi LoPreto for Readers' Favorite
December 11, 2012 4.3 stars
Ms. Metz has done a phenomenal job of writing an intriguing mystery with added humor and romance. I was so delighted with the humor as I have a Southern cousin who once teased my husband, by asking him how he learned to talk Southern. Thanks to this book, I now know what she meant, though I was well puzzled at the time. The framework for each "chapter" is another lesson in "Southern Speak."
The mystery involves a 75-year-old pair of murders, a real cold case if you wish, that a modern woman, Tess, gets curious about. During her research with the help of her new romantic interest, Jackson, they dredge up secrets the current day family would just as soon leave buried, almost causing themselves to be added to the current day burial.
Ms. Metz has developed her characters, plot and sub-plots extremely well, making them so believable and people we'd love to know or at least meet. As in any small town, there are some heroes, some villains and some bumblers. "Pickle" is a delightful bumbler whom I'd love to have working for me. And I'd love to have some of his T-shirts.
Thank you, Ms. Metz for an excellent mystery story that one can read tongue-in-cheek. ~Dawn Edwards, The Kindle Book Review
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